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It is the very
model of a modern university
Located in a very nice and easy-to-endure city
It offers many subjects from Accounting through Zoology
For both the fourth year cynics and the frosh who cry "Gosh! Golly
gee!"
I often find my courses so delightful and enjoyable
Despite the fact they don't make me anymore employable
But when it comes to Stats class, my brain shuts down and cycles off
The only thing more boring is a co-op term at Microsoft
The only thing more boring is a co-op term at Microsoft
The only thing more boring is a co-op term at Microsoft
The only thing more boring is a co-op term at Micro-micro-soft
Although the campus politics are quite the cloak-and-dagger scene
It still gets rated highly by the folks at Maclean's magazine
In short, when parents want a school to send their son or daughter to
There's simply not a better choice than good old U of Waterloo
In short, when parents want a school to send their son or daughter to
There's simply not a better choice than good old U of Waterloo
It is the very model of a modern university
A campus full of buildings of an infinite diversity
While some are simple in design like Physics and Optometry
The steps in Needles Hall defy Euclidean geometry
UW is famous for its nightmares architectural
Like both the Davis Centre and the Engineering Lecture Hall
And don't forget that Hagey Hall and the maze in Psychology
Are drug-induced experiments in Escher-like topology
Are drug-induced experiments in Escher-like topology
Are drug-induced experiments in Escher-like topology
Are drug-induced experiments in Escher-like topolo-polo-gy
Unless you get tuition paid by scholarship or bursary
You won't be out of debt before your golden anniversary
And should you fail to graduate, the registrar says "Sorry, eh.
You'll have to leave UW and go to Wilfrid Laurier"
And should you fail to graduate, the registrar says "Sorry, eh.
You'll have to leave UW and go to Wilfrid Laurier"
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